Craigslist.

If you didn't know yet, I made a website a while back called craigslistresponses.weebly.com. In it, I play Sam Johnson, a unisex individual that responds/creates advertisements on Craigslist. (there's some kind of animal lurking outside my window right now, I apologize, but I thought it was necessary to mention) Anyway, while that may be odd behavior for a 17 year old female to exhibit, I am indifferent to your opinion about what defines odd. (Bringing out the sass)

Why am I mentioning my craigslist journey? Well, my mother happened to go on my computer to log onto her yahoo account. There, she discovered that I was signed in as Sam Johnson. After horrifyingly discovering that I'm emailing people from craiglist, she called me upstairs, furious. Of course, I explained that it wasn't my email account and it was just a person who "thought they were funny" and that I would "educate them immediately about how stupid they were being".

Alas, my problems were quickly avoided. Sam Johnson prevails.

Someone said that if I had to be one of the Seven Dwarfs, I would be Dopey. I'm going to look up Dopey now and see how I feel about that.

Thank you kindly.